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Lines For All Occasions Books

$ 12.00

Excuses & Lies: 

Everybody lies. If they say they don’t, they’re lying. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our evolutionary survival, so the question isn’t whether to lie, it’s how.Excuses and Lies for All Occasions provides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. With this pocket-sized prompter, you’ll never contemplate the honest route again!

  • Chapters range from “Self-Deceptions” to “Behaving Badly”
  • Over 501 excuses and lies to choose from
  • Hardcover; 3.25 x 5.5 inches; 112 pages
  • Written by Knock Knock

Pickups & Come-Ons: 

Approaching that hottie over there requires more than courage—it takes the right words. Sometimes, however, exercising the organ between your ears is too much work; instead, use Pickups and Come-Ons for All Occasions to sweet-talk with class or crass. With this pocket-sized prompter, you’ll impress chicks and hunks alike with your persuasive wit—and increase your sex appeal by 42.9 percent.

  • Chapters range from “All About Me” to “Coitus Seeking”
  • Over 485 pickups and come-ons to choose from
  • Hardcover; 3.5 x. 5.75 inches; 112 pages
  • Written by Knock Knock

Cop-Outs & Alibis: 

Get out of hot water or into someone’s good graces with this pocket-sized prompter that provides a handy arsenal of excuses and dodges for all occasions, from the home front to the office to out in public. Never find yourself at a loss again!

  • Makes a great gift for coworkers who are also slackers
  • Hardcover; 3.5 x. 5.75 inches; 112 pages
  • Written by Knock Knock

Put-Downs & Zingers: 

You may be kind and intelligent, but that’s no excuse for being a wimp out there on the schoolyard of life. With Put-Downs and Zingers in hand, you’ll be locked and loaded next time you face dimwits, creeps, crazies, bureaucrats, relatives, or people who simply aren’t trying hard enough. Filled with withering one-liners and devastating retorts, this pocket-sized prompter is your witty secret weapon in the war of words.

  • Chapters ranging from “Out in Public” to “Tiresome Lifestyles”
  • Over 459 put-downs and zingers to choose from!
  • Hardcover; 3.5 x. 5.75 inches; 112 pages
  • Written by Knock Knock
Insults & Comebacks: 

There’s a time and a place for saying what’s really on your mind, and Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out. Armed with barbs targeting everything from looks to age to intelligence, you’ll always be prepared with an appropriate—or completely inappropriate—putdown or comeback. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your reputation will soon precede you.

  • Chapters range from “The Young and the Old” to “Famous Lip”
  • Over 504 insults and comebacks to choose from
  • Hardcover; 3.5 x. 5.75 inches; 112 pages
  • Written by Knock Knock

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